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Q. What do you get if you cross a pig with an Elephant?
A. Large Pork Chops.
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Q. What do you call a man with beef, gravy and vegetables on his head?
A. Stu
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Q. What do you get if you cross a hen with a tongue and a hand?
A. Finger lickin' Chicken.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a banjo?
A. Self plucking chicken.
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Q. How do know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it's got hares in it.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?
A. Aston Vanilla.
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I was walking down the street and I met a man who said he hadn't had a bite in
three days, so I bit him.
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Q. Who makes the best ice cream in the bible?
A. Walls of Jericho.
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Q. Who makes the second best ice cream in the bible?
A. Lyons of Judea.
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Teacher: If I cut two bananas and two apples into ten pieces each what will I
get?
Pupil: Erm..a fruit salad?
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"Waiter, is there custard on the menu?"
"No, sir, I wiped it off."
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Q. What's yellow and highly dangerous?
A. A canary with a machine gun.
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Q. What's yellow and highly dangerous?
A. A bunch of angry bananas.
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Q. What's yellow and highly dangerous?
A. Shark infested custard.
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Q. What's yellow and highly dangerous?
A. An Eggs-ocet missile.
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Q. What's yellow and highly dangerous?
A. Chop Sueycide.
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Q. What's red and highly dangerous?
A. Shark infested tomato soup.
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Q. What's purple and highly dangerous?
A. Shark infested Ribena.
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Q. What's big, purple and lies in the sea?
A. Grape Britain.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A. A nervous wreck
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Q. What's purple and swings through the trees?
A. Tarzan of the grapes.
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Q. What's white and fluffy and swings from cake-shop to cake-shop?
A. A meringue-utang.
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Q. What sits in the fruit bowl and cries for help?
A. A damson in distress.
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Q. What are baby witches called?
A. Halloweenies.
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Q. What is written on the grave of Frankenstein's monster?
A. Rust in peace.
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Q. What do you call a clever monster?
A. Frank Einstein.
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Q. Who led hordes of fighting covent girls?
A. Attila the Nun.
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Q. Where can you find aubergines, potatoes, broccoli and swedes, no matter
what time of year it is? A. In the dictionary.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a kangaroo?
A. Pouched Eggs.
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Q. Who led 10,000 pigs up a hill and back down again?
A. The Grand Old Duke of Pork.
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Q. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A. Between you & me, we shouldn't be in this jam.
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Q. What is the difference between a duck?
A. One of it's legs is exactly the same.
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Q. What are you if you have blancmange in one ear and jelly in the other?
A. A trifle deaf.
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Q. What is green & wobbly & hangs from trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
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Q. What is big & hairy & flies at mach 2?
A. King Kongcorde.
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Q. What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a canary?
A. A very messy cage.
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Q. What is Green and Fast?
A. Sonic the Hedge.