The rain in Spain falls...  Somewhere in Spain :)
The rain in Spain is wet!
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house...       
Life! DON'T talk to me about life.
I know more than you could possibly imagine.
I am Ofbrot the evil computer from hell.   Biky Biky Ordy ord! Click POP!
I have seen the FUN 
If the best things in life are free why are there pay toilets?
Water - never touch the stuff
Vidi, Vici, Veni (Latin : I saw, I conquered, I came)
Did I say I was a sardine? Or a bus???
If it fits, wear it. If it clashes, burn it!
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Are we live or on tape?
Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances
For this I spent all those years in college
You're not from earth, are you?
The lights are on but nobody's home
It's not easy for a night person to work days
Nothing's impossible if you don't have to do it yourself
There's no excuse for lazyness, but I'm working on it
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
I'm not strange, you are!
Improve your image, be seen with me
Don't stare, I know I'm good looking
The answer is no! now, what do you want?
Rule #1:  I'm always right  Rule #2:  If I'm wrong, see rule #1
Winning isn't everything, but loosing sucks
Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness
Seems to me your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore
Only those who attemmpt the obsurd can achieve the impossible
I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you
When the going gets tough the tough go shopping
Whetever it is, I'm against it
Life is too important to be taken seriously
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys
There is intelligent life on earth, but I'm just visiting
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do
The torture never stops
Power means not having to respond
Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig
That's another fine mess you've gotten yourself into
This place is a nice planet to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here
No excuses will be accepted
It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools
Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along come faster rats
Don't take life to seriously you'll never get out alive