This text file contains the insults for use with the DWaRFiNSULT script
PLEASE don't mess with it, unless you know what you are doing!!!

Insults By Gareth Murfin - Coded BY CoolWave with help from Beeker!
                         - Dont worry Beeker kindly allowed me to use it :)

The [LINES:X] tells the insult script that the following X lines are
preset insult sentance's. They are used as the base sentence, with the
missing insult being filled in by random words. %u adds the nick name
for the person insult you are using the insult against. %a adds a random
word from the insult [A:X] word list, while %b adds a random word from 
the insult [B:X] word list (you can use A - H to make word lists). This
is so that you can have reasonably decent sounding insults, by having
all the same word types in one list, like a Description list would have
'the shitest', 'rubbishest', 'cackest' etc....

[LINES:15]
%u, you have the most %a %d, and %f %b I have ever seen!
%u loves %c %d.
%u likes to suck on %g!
I think %u has %f %b and %f %d.
%u you are %h.
I saw %u %c %g!!
%u looks forward to %c %g!
%u, you have no %b and I saw you %c %h
%u you are the %a person who ever walked the Earth!
%u prepare for your meal....it is a side salad topped with %d
%u, Im going to beat you to death with %h because you love %c %g!
%u you are a rotton lump of turd floating around sucking on %d
%u, didnt I see you last night %c %f %g ?
%u you are %h and your mother is %h who loves %c %d!
%u you wear the %a hats which have -> I have no %b <- on them.
%u. Wheres your %b gone? Without it your just a bag of %d!


[A:7]
smeggiest
rubbishest
smelliest
cackest
shitest
narrowest
fattest

[B:7]
style
curly hair
dress sense
teeth
mother
left ventricle
sophistication

[C:7]
chompping on
revising with
collecting
looking at holiday snapshots of
socialising with
wiping peoples bottoms with
packing peoples pants with ample amounts of

[D:7]
Rimmers Underpants
lead models of Rimmers mum
Listers old turds
Krytens spare heads
Listers used hankerchiefs
mouldy lumps of dog turd
shaven headed bald people

[E:0]

[F:7]
the Most Rimmer like
the smeggiest
the greasiest
the gittiest
the most stark raving mad
the worst
the most comical

[G:12]
toes
socks
urine samples
urine filled caskets
424 CPU iDENT chips
weebles
brown leather satchels
photographs of listers toes
blow football sets
small sacks of canoeing gear
dogs
cans of Wicked strength lager

[H:18]
a half eaten lolly pop head
a smeg head
a genetically deformed lumpfish
a wickstand head
a meat tenderiser head
one of herman munsters stunt doubles
a piece of sputom in the toilet of life
a weasly scum sucking liar
a goit
a git with all the charm and wit of a public louse
a old series 3000 without a slideback sunroof head
a smeg head who could possibly be drink tommorows lunch through a straw
a pollop on the anus of humanity
a floating turd in the rock pool of life
a sack of listers old socks
a urine filled casket
a weeble
a disgusting dung heap

[END]