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10 reasons why you should make a replica of Mt. Everest out of toilet paper.

10 reasons why not to go abroad. Ever.

1. So you can climb it without taking toilet paper with you. 2. So you can get tax reduction for large land mass. 3. So you can do a new version of The Sound of Music. 4. To lure super stars and trap them for your own viewing pleasure. 5. To give your neighbours something to complain about. 6. So it soaks up all the clouds so it never rains. 7. So there is a shortage of toilet paper and everyone buys it from you for loads of money. 8. To get onto tomorrows world. 9. So when getting a job you can tell them what your hobby is. 10. So you can put a toilet on the top, sit on it with nothing on and shout "I need more toilet paper!"

1. To avoid naked people on beaches. Of the opposite sex. 2. It costs a lot of money and will rain. 3. If for some reason you want to go somewhere you can't understand anyone then go to Wales. 4. To claim compensation for lack of holidays. 5. It is a well known fact that foreigners are radioactive. 6. When you are immunized you will be injected with an experimental drug. 7. You'll end up staying in a tiny hotel in the same room as your worst enemy who just happened to go to the same place as you. 8. There is bound to be a strange bloke who keeps following you and talking to you in some foreign language. 9. All the best people are English anyway. E.g. Patrick Moore or the Queen. 10. When you come back you will have a strange accent and nobody will be able to understand you.

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