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Noddy Four-Fingers |
Hello and welcome to my column. STOP RIGHT THERE.....if you're anything like me then you probably never read these things, but I want you to stop and think for a second. Go on, it might hurt to start with but you'll get used to it. Now think, if you don't ever read these things how do you know if they are any good? So read this one and then don't read any more in your life. Ever.
Right, if you're still reading this then I want you to remember this number: 1245782356. Whenever you see an alien, repeat this number and it will curl up in a ball and sing nursery rhymes, and it will be beamed up to its ship. WHY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I hear you say. Well, because this is the universal language for "Remember your mum."
Usefull advise.....IF YOUR BOTTOM TALKS TO YOU then it is probably telling you to use softer toilet paper.
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