10 THINGS TO DO WITH A WINDOWS 95 MANUAL

10. Use it to hit your annoying PC-owning friend over the head with, next
time s/he says some rubbish about the PC being better than the Amiga.

9. Send it to Digitiser on Channel 4 T-Text, loaded with pain bombs, like
a jack-in-the-box kind of device, open the front cover, and BANG, the 
broom cupboard they make the "mag" from gets decorated.

8. Use it as a designer ear ring!

7. Paint it green and convince the little kid next door that it is a rare
turtle, and his mother should pay you £200 for it.

6. Drop it off road bridges to see how many accidents you can cause

5. Do what it does best, a great doorstop!

4. Use it to fix that annoying table wobble. (About the only problem it will
be any good at fixing)

3. Cut out the pictures, paste them onto A3 sheets, and mail them to Bill
Gates.

2. Try to solve a Windows 95 problem (Win 95 IS a problem) with the manual,
the rip it to shreads in a flaming rage when it's as much help as a one
legged man in an arse kicing contest.

1. Shove it down the toilet

+RIPMAG+