This text file contains the insults for use with the DWaRFiNSULT script
PLEASE don't mess with it, unless you know what you are doing!!!

Insults By Gareth Murfin - Coded BY CoolWave with help from Beeker!
                         - Dont worry Beeker kindly allowed me to use it :)

The [LINES:X] tells the insult script that the following X lines are
preset insult sentance's. They are used as the base sentence, with the
missing insult being filled in by random words. %u adds the nick name
for the person insult you are using the insult against. %a adds a random
word from the insult [A:X] word list, while %b adds a random word from 
the insult [B:X] word list (you can use A - H to make word lists). This
is so that you can have reasonably decent sounding insults, by having
all the same word types in one list, like a Description list would have
'the shitest', 'rubbishest', 'cackest' etc....

[LINES:13]
%u, you have the most %a %d, and %f %b I have ever seen!
%u loves %c %d.
%u likes to suck on %g!
I think %u has %f %b and %f %d.
%u you are %h.
I saw %u %c %g!!
%u looks forward to %c %g!
%u, you have no %b and I saw you %c %h
%u you are the %a person who ever walked the Earth!
%u prepare for your meal....it is a side salad topped with %d
%u, Im going to beat you to death with %h because you love %c %g!
%u you are a rotton lump of turd floating around sucking on %d
%u, didnt I see you last night %c %f %g ?
%u you are %h and your mother is %h who loves %c %d!


[A:5]
smeggiest
rubbishest
smelliest
cackest
shitest

[B:5]
style
curly hair
dress sence
teeth
mother

[C:5]
chompping on
revising with
collecting
looking at holiday snapshots of
socialising with

[D:5]
Rimmers Underpants
lead models of Rimmers mum
Listers old turds
Krytens spare heads
Listers used hankerchiefs

[E:0]

[F:5]
the Most Rimmer like
the smeggiest
the greasiest
the gittiest
the most stark raving mad

[G:10]
toes
socks
urine samples
urine filled caskets
424 CPU iDENT chips
weebles
brown leather satchels
photographs of listers toes
blow football sets
small sacks of canoeing gear

[H:16]
a half eaten lolly pop head
a smeg head
a novelty condom head
a novelty ice cube head
a half chewed rubber tipped pencil head
a genetically deformed lumpfish
a wickstand head
a meat tenderiser head
one of herman munsters stunt doubles
a piece of sputom in the toilet of life
a weasly scum sucking liar
a goit
a git with all the charm and wit of a pubic louse
a old series 3000 without a slideback sunroof head
a smeg head who could possibly be drink tommorows lunch through a straw
a pollop on the anus of humanity
a floating turd in the rock pool of life
a sack of listers old socks
a urine filled casket

[END]