Beer An Ice cool Beer.
Hotdog An nice hotdog, right from the dog pound.
OPjuice The drink of kings...Specially formulated for the OP's.
Cola a tall glass of coke with a straw and a slice of lemon.
Lager A luke warm can of wicked strenght lager.
BeefBurger a steaming hot burger with ketchup and huge lumps of lettuce.
Gazpacho_Soup a plate of piping hot GazPacho soup.
Poo a log of sloppy cack.
Coke an ice cool can of coke.
Albatross a large bird with lead pellets in it.
Pringles a tube of BBQ ridge pringles.
Crisps a bag of gammon flavour crisps.
Tea A steaming mug of tea.
Pepsi a cool can of pepsi straight from the icebox.
Coffee A hot cup of coffee with 2 sugars and milk.
Pop A glass of lemonade and blackcurrent.
Fosters_Ice A cool bottle of fosters ice and a bottle opener.
Milkshake A beer milkshake and a can of whipped cream.
Urine_Recyc A frosty mug of Urine Recyc and a can of turps [to remove the foam mustache].
Duff a frothy glass of Duff beer.
steak a serloine gammon steak with a peppermint topping.
Pizza a chinese chicken style pizza with a spicey topping.
Curry a foil cartoon of vindalooed Mutton.
Chinese_TakeAway a fresh carrier bag filled with newspaper wrapped curries and pies.
Fish_&_Chips a good old bag of fish and chips with loads of salt, straight from Whitley Bay!
Chicken a bucket of well cooked chicken nuggets.
Cinema_Pack a warm tub of butterkist popcorn and a glass of coke, enjoy the film!
popcorn a warm tub of butterkist popcorn.
Cereal a bowl of golden flakes and a splash of milk.
Milk a tall glass of creamy white milk.
Sausage a Spicey bratWurst.
meat a selection of meats all sliced into thin smoked slices.
pork a pork pie.
beaney a traditional bean filled beany with a coating of bread crumbs.
Lamb a lamb chop with mint sauce on.
McDonalds a Big Mac and medium fries.
BurgerKing A Whopper and fires.
Wimpy a sign which says -Wimpy have shut down, Im sorry-.
LittleChef a hot Supreme burger and a little napkin with the little chef logo on it.
Space_weavel A plate of spicey king prawn [well space weavel actually but he wont notice].
Twix An ice cool twix from the sweet machines in the corner.
Mars A mars bar on a plate.
Lilt an ice cool can of Lilt with condensation on the side.
Sprite A tall cup of sprite straight from Warners cinema.
Sandwhich a salami sandwhich.
Twirl a delightfully cold cadburys twirl.
Cake a huge sara lee chocolate gateaux.
Rock a stick of brighton rock.
hot_chocolate a frothy mug of hot chocolate.
biscuit a pile of chocolate digestives.
salad a plate of sald including lots of cucumber with salt on.
Black_Pudding a sphericle piece of black pudding.
Eggs two eggs and a pile of buttered soldiers.
Mushrooms a plate of warmed mushrooms with butter on.
Bread a couple of baps fresh from the bakers.
pancake a pancake smothered in lemon juice and fresh cream.
Brötchen a horrible bun which tastes a bit like sweet bread, möchest du ein noch brötchen?
Smacks The German version of sugar puffs.
Cheese_Cake a wobbly cheese cake with a jam topping.
Jelly a plate of reod hull style jelly, are you rod hull?
Crutons a bag of garlic crutons.
garlic_bread a lovely garlic bread with a spicy odour.
Cinema_hotdogs some cinema hotdogs, oh youre a fan of anyhting which is low and disgusting!
beans a cold plate of beans, please dont re-enact the scene from blazing saddles.
fish a fresh cod.
rice a cartoon of fried rice.
scrambled_egg a plate of scrambled egg, straight from taylors kitchen.
Traffic_light_sandwhich a fresh Traffic Light Sandwhich with silly holes ripped in the bread.
Rivita a crunchy slice of Rivita topped with St Ivels Gold.
MaryLand_Cookies 3 chocolate chip cookies, sorry there would be more but bonna ate the last 5 packets.
Pies 2 pies, humie ate the rest.
Sprout_Crumble a rather interesting dish containing sprout crumble!
Crispies a bowl of crunchy crispies from the cats locker.
Fun_size_crunchie_bars a bag of fun size crunchy bars, it is rimmers duty to sell these on z-shift.
chicken_merengo a chicken merengo which is too slow to escape from a cat.
Golden_sausage a sacret golden sausage, dont hurt your teeth!
shami_kebab_diablo a chilli based culinary speciality of listers, a shami kebab diablo!
sprout_soup a grassy green bowl of hot sprout soup.
sprout_salad a salad entirely made from sprouts.