I  NEED  a  GVP  4MB 32-bit memory simm, find me one cheap and you will get
very special access.

    IMPORTANT:   BBS 1 is available ONLY to registered users.
                 QWK is available ONLY to registered users.

If you use a dial-through service such as a university,be sure to HANGUP
the  routing modem BEFORE you hangup your own.  Failure to do so hangs this
system and may force me to remove your access.

 GRAB Users using aliases or providing invalid voice phone numbers, will be
 automatically BILLED at the rate of $5/min on a future phone bill.

 Providing  false  information  in  order  to obtain services is a Criminal
 Offence,  punishable  by up to 7 years in prison.  All such violations are
 reported to the Fraud Squad of the Montreal Urban Community Police Force.

 Harassing  phone  calls is a Criminal Offence.  These are also reported to
 the police, with audio recording evidence.