Awopbopaloobopalobamboom! WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger. WindowError:002 No error...Yet. WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error.\n Your mistake is now in every file. WindowError:004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong. WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused. WindowError:006 Malicous error. Desqview found on drive. WindowError:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent. WindowError:008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments. WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what happend. WindowError:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full. WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 Mb minimum. WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More RAM needed! More! More! WindowError:00D Window closed. Don't look out. WindowError:00E Window open. Don't look in. WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happend. WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes. WindowError:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening! WindowError:015 Unable to exit Windows. Try the Door. WindowError:016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete. WindowError:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of! WindowError:018 Unrecovable error. System destroyed. WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not! WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry. WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do NOT get this error. WindowError:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate. WindowError:01D Unabel to figure out our own code. System crashed. WindowError:01E Timig error. Please wait. ..And wait ...And wait WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes. WindowError:020 Error recording error codes.\n Remaining errors lost. WindowError:021 It'll never work, really! WindowError:022 Operator fell asleep while waiting A penny saved is ridiculous. A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces. "Automatic" simply means that you cannot repair it yourself. Did you know that no-one ever reads these things? Friends may come and friends may go, but enemies accumulate. Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self. If all else fails, read the destructions. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. I'm a self-made man. Who else would help? In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. Inflation: A dollar saved is a quarter earned. In the long run, we are all dead. Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts. Life is a temporary assignment. Marriage is like burning the house down to toast the bread. Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. Never mistake good manners for good will. Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat. Succeeding is more satisfying than success. Tatoos are the common man's way of investing in art. The bigger they are, the harder they punch. The rat race is over. The rats won. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. There's always one more bug. This file will self-destruct in five minutes. Xerox never comes up with anything original. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? We are now processing your credit card. A social life? Where can I download that? Microsoft: When your machine is too fast.. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is illegal? Daddy, what does "NOW FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean? I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication. If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL! Sysop not found! Please notify computer! If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. Who is this General Failure?\nAnd why is he reading my disks??? Suddenly at the wedding-night Bill Gates wife noticed\nwhere they got the name MICROSOFT from. Windows isn't a virus, a virus does something. REALITY.SYS corrupted - reboot Universe (Y/n)? [TAGLINE CENSORED] A single fact can spoil a good argument. Tagline unfunny. Steal anyway? [Y/n] MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! Schizophrenia: Nature's way of multi-tasking. Not Tonight, Dear. I have a Modem. Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. This tagline made from 100% recycled electrons. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Yes, I do see your PC! But where is the computer you told me about? Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. He who always finds fault in his friends has faulty friends. File not found, I'll load something I think is interesting. God is not dead! He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's. Definition : Keyboard - A device for entering errors into a computer. Please Help - I've Lost My Boss. Reward For Finder Exactly what is a tagline? No matter what it is, it's more important than housework. This tagline is fitted with Tag-o-warn security device, don't steal! Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it. Did you hear about the Newfie that\nThought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control? Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. Unable to locate Coffee: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Hi, my name is Annie Key. Why does everybody hit me? IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable. Hey, officer!! Somebody just stole my tagline. 42? 7 Million years and that's ALL you came up with? If I want your opinion I'll give it to you. If at first you don't succeed, call it DOS... Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet! Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind! You know you're getting old when you start repeating things...\nYou know you're getting old when you start repeating things... TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! ATTENTION! UNCAREFUL READING OF TAG LINES MIGHT BE HARMFULL PC's are Tools, The Amiga's an Instrument. Harvard's Law:\nUnder the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,\ntemperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will\ndo as it damn well pleases. Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows. Earn big $$$ at home, just send your VISA number to me. All those who belive in telekinesis, raise my hand. An eye for an eye would make the whole world blind -- Gandhi You would if you could but you can't so you won't. "When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified\nyour attitude toward him. You have given a definite answer to a definite\nproblem. For better or worse you have acted decisively. In a way, the\nnext move is up to him." Press any key to continue and any other key to quit. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer. Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the\nway before it is understood. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! Device NIL: is full. (R)etry (C)ancel (G)uru ? ORG.ASM not found, insert girlfriend in drive 6 ! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day... Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox? Documentation - The worst part of programming. For every idiot-proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo When i'm right nobody remembers... when i'm wrong nobody forgets. Any key? Any key??? It's not on my #@%*° keyboard!!! None of you exist. My SysOp types all this in. AND I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her. All women come with instructions. Just ask them! Programming is like sex.\nOne mistake and you have to support it for life. Definition: Crash - Normal termination of computer activity. Thank-you for calling 911, your call is important to us, at the beep... Smith & Wesson. the original Point-and-Click Interface. Every time I have an answer, someone changes the question. "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the\ndevelopment time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the\nother 90% of the development time." iii umop ap!sdn s! apou hw 'dlaH My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. FOUR WHEEL DRIVE: Helps you get stuck harder, further from help. Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one\ninstruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program\ncan be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander. Obscenity is whatever gives a judge an erection. Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.