"If Speed Kills, Then Windows(tm) Users May Live Forever!"
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And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2
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DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"
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Windows Error 0099 - CPU too tired to continue
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Help the environment, recycle your PC.
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House gets too cold in winter?  Buy a Pentium.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it MS-DOS 6.2
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Windows Error 1293 - Insufficient memory: add 16 megs and retry
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Windows - software package to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch!
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Windows95 will be released as soon as 3.11 finishes loading.
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You lost the Windows source code!! ..... Well done that man!
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PC multitasking : 3 computers and a chair on wheels
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Windows 95 : The world's biggest virus!
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Windows Virtual Memory Error - Hard Drive about to take off!
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