A bible in the hand is worth two in the book case.
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A clear conscience is often nothing more than a poor memory.
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Actions speak louder than words - but not nearly as often.
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A single rose for the living is better than a costly wreath at
    the grave.
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Charity often consists of a generous impulse to give away something
    for which we have no further use.
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Confessing your sins is no substitute for forsaking them.
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Does God believe in people?
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Due to industrial action all grave digging this week will be
    undertaken by a skeleton crew.
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Few burdens are heavy when everybody lifts.
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God is black. Yes, she is!
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God is not dead, but alive and well and working on a much less
    ambitious project.
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He who boasts of being self made relieves the Lord of a lot of
    responsibility.
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If Moses had formed a committee, the Israelites would still be
    in Egypt.
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If you can`t be content with what you have received, be thankful
    for what you have escaped.
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Let us pray, not for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs.
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Never judge a man`s actions until you know his motives.
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Noah was a terrific businessman. He floated a company at a time when
    the rest of the world was under liquidation.
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Offering advice may be noble and grand, but it`s not the same as a
    helping hand.
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Remember the steam kettle. Though up to it`s neck in hot water, it
    continues to sing.
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The collection is a church tradition in which many people take only
    a passing interest.
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The only thing worse than growing old is to be denied the privilege.
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The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
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The world is made up of takers and givers. The takers may eat better,
    but the givers sleep better.
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To take the wind out of an angry man`s sails - stay calm.
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When God made man, she was only joking.
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When people speak evil of you, live so that no-one will believe them.
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