"Bother," said Pooh, as a gang of teenage thugs beat him to death.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed over the dog.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he buggerd the Pope.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he cheated on his wife.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he picked a policemans pocket.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the main road.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he put his fingers in the mains socket.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed all the tyres.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he sneezed his 6 quids worth over the floor.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled in his strait jacket.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he swung from the noose.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he weakened the Bunji-rope.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as his handbrake-turn didn't come off as expected.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as his mistress' husband came home.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as the dark wet patch spread out from his crotch
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"Bother," said Pooh, as the heart bypass operation failed.
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"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of anything new.
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"Bother," said Pooh, when he found Tigger stoned on his hash
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"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised his wife had cleaned him out.
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"Bother," said Pooh, when the needle missed the vein.
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"DOOM ", said Pooh, and Slaughtered Christopher Robin with a chainsaw
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