In:

The Honda CBR-900 "Fireblade". Possibly the coolest machine on two wheels and with a spectacular performance to match its sensational looks!

Any Range Rover. Probably the best 4x4/executive car in the world! Not to be confused with the thoroughly un-cool Land Rover Discovery (you'd have to be really out-of-it to mix these two up though!) The Range Rover is classy, good-looking and powerful! What more could one possibly want from a car?

"Around The World Hit Singles The Journey So Far", East 17's latest album. This is absolutely stunning! It's so hot it welded itself into my CD-player (at least, that was my excuse when I explained to my wife why I played it continuously!) If you only buy one album this year, make it this one - it'll blow you away.

Highlights include:

Clothing bearing the "Hugo Boss" label. Well made, great looking and exceptionally cool gear!

Steamy sex in the country-side with an older woman!

The JVC GR-DV1. Digital-video camera. This is a fantastic piece of kit, a perfect-quality camcorder combined with a still camera. Seriously hot. :-)

"The Lair!"

Out:

Ford Escort XR3i's. As the man said, "It's known as the Ford Clitoris, 'cause every cunt's got one!"

Oakley shades. They're just un-cool guys, give me a pair of Ray-bans every time.

Celine Dion. I mean come on ... Do you need any further explanation?

Goatee beards. Let's face it, they look stupid and without the whim of fashion, no-one would wear them!

Footwear by Kickers. No, you don't want these ... Choose Caterpillars or Dr. Martins to be hip.