Visitor:  HRH Princess Diana
E-mail:  diana@will's.place
Comments:
    Hi!  Rather good site eh what!  Spiffing, super, super.  Jolly good show.
    I rather like it!
    Anyway darling, gotta shoot now, Will wants me to play with his balls!
    Oh, you naughty thing, his rugby balls.
    So, tally-ho then.
    Bye.

    Diana.


Visitor:  Madonna
E-mail:  madonna@big.mansion.com
Comments:
    Hello Bluey,
    What can I say?
    It looks good to me, but who am I to judge?
    I'm like a virgin with this Internet lark!
    Good Luck ...

	M.


Visitor:  Hugh Grant
E-mail:  small-cell@LAPD
Comments:
    Er ...  Yes, well ...
    I was just cruising along, it looked promising ...
    then it went down on me!

    Hugh G.


Visitor:  Oliver Reed
E-mail:  privateroom@aa.co.uk
Comments:
    i cent tipe two gud coz i had a likle dwink about an our ago.
    ^*%%&*(

    


Visitor:  Bill Gates
E-mail:  god@microsoft.com
Comments:
    Naw, can't see this Internet mallarky ever catching on.
    I don't know what Larry Ellison's making all that fuss about.

    William.