At the start of the game you find yourself at Vista Point. LOOK THROUGH THE BINOCULARS on the LEFT of the screen, then READ THE PLAQUE. Exit through the bottom right of the screen and follow the pointing finger to the House. After listening to what Kalalau has to say, go EAST then EAST again and change into your leisure suit. Now go EAST again and follow the pointing finger to your Office.
After you have been sacked, return to your house and OPEN THE MAILBOX on the wall. LOOK in it and TAKE THE LETTER. You now have a CREDIT CARD. Go EAST and there will be a PIECE OF WOOD on the ground, TAKE IT.
Now you must go EAST and SOUTH and you will find yourself on a BEACH with a girl. Walk up to her, LOOK at her and GIVE HER your CREDIT CARD and you will get a KNIFE. TAKE THE KNIFE and go EAST and SHARPEN the knife on the steps. You must then exit TOP LEFT and you will be in the Jungle. From here, go behind the bush on the right of the screen and WALK RIGHT. Here you will find some grass. CUT it with the KNIFE and WEAVE it. You must also CARVE the piece of WOOD.
Go EAST and enter the Comedy Club and SIT at the centre table. Leave when you have heard all the jokes. You now have to go to the Changing Cabana so return to the screen with the fountain on it and exit top right and enter the cubicle on the LEFT. WEAR the grass skirt then go to the drinking fountain. Take the SOAP and turn the faucet (tap!!) to get a drink.
Return to the Beach and SELL the WOOD CARVING to the girl and she will give you twenty dollars. Go back to the Cabana and change into your leisure suit. Go WEST and go UP the steps into the Casino. Go NORTH (twice) then WEST and LOOK IN THE MIRROR, then WEST again. TALK to the man and SHOW him your PASS in the 'Nontoonyt Tonite' magazine, then give him the MONEY.
After the show has finished, WAIT until you see Cherri Tart. Go UP to her, LOOK at her and TALK to her a few times then SELL her the land she wants. After she has left, come out of the Casino and visit Dewey, Cheatem and Howe and ask for Suzi. When you are in her office SIT on the sofa and ask for a LAND DEED. After she tells you about it, leave and WAIT outside for a while then go back inside and ask the man at the desk for it.
Go back to where you met Cherri Tart, KNOCK on the door and WAIT. After the following scene go back and visit Suzi Cheatem while you're dressed as a showgirl. Then go back to where you made love to Cherri, get your clothes and go back to Dewey, Cheatem and Howe to get your divorce decree. While it is being prepared, WAIT outside for a while then go back inside and get it.
Now you have to go back to the Casino, but go RIGHT instead of LEFT. In the Piano Bar you will see Passionate Patti. Sit next to her and LOOK at her then give her the DECREE and you will get a KEYCARD for Fat City.
On the way to Fat City, go to the Beach and get the TOWEL. In Fat City, USE THE KEYCARD in the LEFT-HAND door. In the Locker Room, TURN OVER the KEYCARD and you will get the name of three businesses. LOOK these up in the 'Nontoonyt Tonite' magazine and note the page numbers that they appear on. This is the COMBINATION for your locker. When you have found your locker, open it with the combination and wear the sweats. Close the locker and go through the RIGHT-HAND door at the top of the screen and you will be in the Weights Room. Here you must use EACH machine EIGHT TIMES to lose weight, and when you do return to your locker, open it, undress, close the locker and go through the LEFT door into the Shower.
In the Shower, walk to the TOP of the screen and TURN IT ON. Walk back to the CENTRE and USE THE SOAP from the Cabana, then turn the shower off and walk out. Go back to your locker, open it, dry yourself with the towel from the Beach, USE THE DEODORANT in the locker and wear your leisure suit.
Exit the locker room and USE THE KEYCARD to go through the top door. Walk to the edge of the stage and LOOK AT THE GIRL. TALK to her a few times then offer to help with her video. She will then do something for you!
After making love to Bambi, go to where you found the grass and enter the Cave on the LEFT, pick the flowers and make them into a Lei. Now go back to Patti and sit down. LOOK at her and give her the lei. She will then ask what you want. Ask her for a date. Patti will now give you her room key and ask for a drink. To get this you have to return to the Comedy Hut and there will be a bottle sitting on the table. Take it, go back to the Casino and go RIGHT then enter the lift. In the lift, PUSH BUTTON NINE and you will be taken to Patti's apartment. POUR the WINE and viola!!.....you have finished the first half of the game!!
When you wake up, you will be Patti! Walk behind the screen and wear your panties, bra, pantyhose and dress then take the bottle of wine on the tray. Go back to the Piano Bar, take the glass of tips and the magic marker that is on the board. Now go to the Cabana and fill the wine bottle with water from the drinking fountain. Go to where you found the grass earlier and talk to the man by the door. Give him the glass of tips and he will let you in. Go in, sit down and, while Dale is on stage, throw your panties to him and applaud!! After the show, wait for him and he will talk to you and give you a few hints.
Leave the place and go EAST and EAST again, then enter the Bamboo Forest. When you are in the Forest, it doesn't matter which way you go, but when Patti is on the THIRD STAGE OF DEHYDRATION, DRINK the bottle of water and you will get through.
When you are through the Forest, walk to the River Bank and DRINK the water then go NORTH. Now you have to get down the cliff. To do this you must take off your pantyhose and tie them to the large rock at the Cliff Edge then climb over.
After getting down the cliff, you will find yourself on a ledge. Here you must pick the marijuana leaves and make them into a rope. Then you must climb the palm tree and pick the coconuts, then climb down again.
Stand close to the ledge and THROW the rope at the rock on the opposite side. Then tie the rope to the tree. Now you have to make a safety harness. To do this you have to TEAR the HEM of your DRESS. Now you can safely cross the Ravine. When you get across, exit NORTH.
On the next screen, you have to take off your bra and when the feral pig attacks you, you must put the coconuts in your bra and throw your bra at the pig! When you have killed it, walk to the River Bank.
Walk into the river and you will see something sticking out of the rushes. This is a log and you have to PULL it then RIDE it.
The next bit is a VERY HARD and VERY LONG arcade section!! Just keep going and do plenty of [SAVE GAMES].
When you have done this you will be captured and you will find yourself in a cage with Larry. You have to DRAW A DOOR with the MAGIC MARKER you found in the Piano Bar then go through it!!
The final section of the game takes place in the Sierra Studios; when you have control, walk EAST and EAST again and you will start floating. Float over to the machine and when you are over it, PULL THE PLUG and walk EAST.
You will then get a long scene showing you the END OF THE GAME!!!