The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
REHAB is for quitters.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
You took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Assassins do it from behind!
Die, alien scum!
Eat this!
I wonder what this button does?
Ooops.
Don't worry, it isn't a live round...
Here comes trouble!
Look out below!
Once more unto the breach dear friends...
Hahahahahaha! Hah!
(snigger)
Banzai!
Cowabunga!
Die, commie pig! (no offence meant)
Eat lead you, you, erm... tank! So there!
War, never been so much fun!
Another one bites the dust.
Sorry, can't think of anything 'witty' to say.
Wheeee!
(click)
Fire!
Checkmate.
So, you think you're hard, do you?
Come on then, I'll have you now.
Just hurry up and die okay.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it.
What? Me, guvnor? Never.
I do hope that I don't HURT anybody. That would be most embarassing.
Eat lead, fuddy munster!
Eat lead, muddy funster!
Come over here and say that!
Rock 'n Roll!
And so it ends.
(insane demonic laughter)
You spilt my coffee! DIEEEEEEeeee!!!
Get me an alligator sandwich, and make it quickly!
Small furry animals: Just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.