Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all it's students!
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Damn.
Drat.
Now i'm really PISSED OFF!!!
Hmmpf.
I don't deserve this. Well, not much.
Arse.
Pants.
Damn, drat, arse and pants!
Grrr!
Mummy!
Suddenly, that job as a hairdresser seems quite appealing.
I'm not annoyed. Well, not MUCH.
You think I care? Well, I don't! Not even slightly.
Stuff this for a game of soldiers.
I'm not dead!
I hate it when that happens.
It's all gone dark.
I'm INVINCIBLE! ....oh damn.
(bang)
Aaaiiieeee!!!
Ow. That smarts.
Oh dear. I appear to have ceased living.
Oi!
Aaarrgghh!
Ouch.
You know, for a moment there I thought you'd killed me! Oh bugger.
!!!!!?
Oh well, it's just a game.
Stop it, you're tickling.
Oh no, not again.
Please don't hurt me! Oh, you have.
Beam me up, Scotty!
Oh dear, I'm dead.
Here we go again.
I'll get you for that. That's a promise. (well, sort of)
That didn't hurt.
I'll bite your legs off!
Damn you Krapotkin!
You missed.
Suddenly, it all makes sense. (except for that bit about the jellyfish)
My mother told me not to join the army.
I see the light!
I'll be back.
Phew! That was close! Oh.
In retrospect, buying that shield might have been a good idea.
I let you kill me.
Don't do this to me!
You wouldn't hit a tank with glasses; no, you'd use a bullet.
I have one thing to say to you: !!?!!?. So there!
Apocalypse. That's a nice word, isn't it?
You know, I really resent that.
I really wish you hadn't done that.
(kaboom)
Judge Death: Fooolss! You cannot kill what does not liivvvee!