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"    *                       !!! WARNING !!!                           *"
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"    *    I write this as a friend concerned only for your safety.     *"
"    *  There has been a rash of unexplained cases of severe dandruff  *"
"    *  spreading rapantly across the countryside. The afflicted       *"
"    *  scratch thimselves bald, eventually going mad and wandering    *"
"    *  around aimlessly muttering the unknown word 'Denorex'. It is   *"
"    *  not known for sure the cause of this terrible malady.          *"
"    *  However, it is rumored to be caused by playing shareware       *"
"    *  computer games and not registering them. Probably the body's   *"
"    *  reaction to a major league guilt complex. Just thought you     *"
"    *  might want to know.                                            *"
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"    *                        Signed,                                  *"
"    *                        An Anonymous Programmer                  *"
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"    press any key to continue"