Primer of Elementary Texan
ALL: petroleum.  "They found all on mah land!"
ARE: sixty minutes.  "Ah'll meet yew thar in about a are!"
ARN: a metallic element.  "Mah muscle is as strong as arn!"
AST: past tense of the verb, to ask. "Who ast yew?"
BANES: a type of food.  "Ah love pinto banes!"
BEAN: a living person.  "He's a right nice human bean!"
BEAR: an alcoholic beverage. "Yew ever taste light bear?"
CARD: a person lacking courage. "Yew yella bellied card!"
DOLL: operate a telephone.  "Jes doll me up sometime!"
ERROR: used with a bow.  "Ah shot a error into the air!"
FAVOR: have a temperature.  "Ah'm sick!  Ah got a favor!"
GRAIN: a color. "It's jes grain as grass!"
KAINT: contraction for cannot.  "Yew kaint do that!"
KWAT: lacking noise.  "Ah want peace an kwat aroun here!"
LAGS: the lower limbs.  "She got the cutest lags in town!"
LANE: to incline. "Jes lane it upside the wall!"
LIBEL: likely.  "Yur libel t'git snockered drinkin RC!"
LON: a large feline.  "The lon is the king of the jungle!"
NEKKED: nude.  "She was in the pool nekked as a jaybird!"
NODE: Past tense of to know. "I node him for years!"
PAR: energy.  "Solar par is downright unAmerican!"
PAWN: on top of.  "Put yur guns pawn the table!"
PAYPUL: a body of persons.  "Who are all these paypul?"
SACKS: male of female. "Whut sacks are yew?"
SAR: having a tart taste.  "Boy, that lemon is sar!"
SENSE: from a past time.  "It's a are sense ah had a RC!"
SEP: to omit.  "Everybody gets a RC sep yew!"
SLAVE: part of a garment. "It's a long slave shirt!"
STALE: to take feloniously.  "Thou shalt not stale!"
STARS: a flight of steps.  "Jes go up them stars!"
TUTHER: of two or more.  "Yew can take one or tuther!"
WARSH: to clean with water. "Go warsh yur hands!"
WOOF: doglike animal.  "Who's afraid of the big bad woof?"
WUNST: at one time.  "Ah used ta node her wunst!"
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