Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday.
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
I should have BBSed all night...
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
A Friend in Need is a pain in the neck.
Biochemists wear designer genes.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
When in doubt, mumble.
Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations.