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"HERE'S SOMETHING WHICH MAY COME IN HANDY. THE WORD 'ROD'",
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"HERE'S SOMETHING WHICH MAY COME IN HANDY. THE WORD 'HUMBLE'",
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"HERE'S SOMETHING WHICH MAY COME IN HANDY. THE WORD 'IS'",
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"HERE'S SOMETHING WHICH MAY COME IN HANDY. THE WORD 'DRUNK'",
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"HERE'S SOMETHING WHICH MAY COME IN HANDY. ED ATE TOO MANY SMARTPILLS",
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 "WHEN OMNICORP RELEASED DRUGS# INTO THE WATER SUPPLY, ONE#OF THE GANGS MANAGED TO#RIP OFF AN ANTIDOTE. ",
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 "OMNICORP AND THE GOVERNMENT#TRIED TO MESS OUR MINDS UP#WITH SOME WONDER DRUG,#BUT IT SCREWED UP. ",
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 "THEY'RE PLAYIN' SOME KIND OF#PORNO FLICK AT THE DRIVE-IN, BUT#ONLY THOSE GANG GUYS#CAN GET IN.",
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 "ALL THOSE FREAKS WITH BREATHING#MASKS HAVE BEEN MOVING TRUCKS#FULL OF GUNS#NORTH EAST OF LUMPY MALL. ",
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 "THOSE SECURITY GUARDS IN THE#MALL ARE JERKS. I STOLE SOME CD'S#ONCE AND THEY#SLAPPED ME SILLY.", 
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 "HERE YOUR TIP. BUY LOW, SELL#HIGH! HAR HAR HAR!#SO LONG CHUMP! ",
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 "HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU.  A THIN COAT#OF SHELLAC CAN BRING OLD#WITHERED STRAW HATS TO LIFE.#HUH HUH!",
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 "THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF HERE,#ALTHOUGH I HEARD OF SOME GUY WHO#BUILT A CATAPULT AND#LAUNCHED OUTTA HERE. ",
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 "I HEARD OF THIS GUY WHO HAS A#WHOLE BOX OF TACKLE FOR SALE. JUST#CALL 555-6587. 30 BUCKS!#NOT BAD EH? ",
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 "YOUR ZIPPER'S DOWN!  HA HA!#MADE YOU LOOK! ",
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 "THERE'S SOME FAT LADY WITH#BLACK FISHNET STOCKINGS WHO HAS THE#HOTS FOR YOU.# I'M NOT JOKING. ",
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 "THERE'S THIS THING SOME GUY#AT THE OLD TV STATION HAS THAT'LL MAKE#THIS CAB JUMP HIGHER#THAN MY HEAD! ",
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 "EWW GROSS. YOU JUST GOTTA#SEE THE HUMAN HEADS IN THE PARK.  THEY'RE#ALL IN THE ZOO. #YOU'LL PUKE. ",
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 "I HEARD OF A WAY TO TRAVEL#BETWEEN ZONES OF KEMO.  THOSE GANG#GUYS HAVE SOMETHING#TO DO WITH IT. ",
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 "THOSE GANGS BUSTED AN AIRSHIP#CONTAINING THE ANTIDOTE FOR THE#OMNICORP STUFF. #OR SO I HEARD. ",
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 "I HEARD THAT THERE ARE MONSTERS#ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE CITY WALLS.# BIG MONSTERS. ",
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 "OMNICORP OWNS THAT AREA ON#THE WEST END OF THE CORE.  THAT'S ALL#I KNOW. ",
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 "I HEARD THAT OUR ELECTRICITY#ISN'T GENERATED ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT FROM#A POWER PLANT UP IN#THE PROJECTS. ",
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 "THE GANGS HAVE FIXED UP THE#OLD FOOTBALL STADIUM IN THE PROJECTS.  I#WISH WE HAD A STADIUM#IN THE CORE. ",
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 "THE WORLD OUTSIDE THE WALL#WAS DESTROYED IN A GREAT WAR.  AT LEAST#THAT'S WHAT MY#UNCLE SAYS. ",
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 "THIS PLACE STINKS.#THAT'S MY TIP. ",
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 "I'LL GIVE YOU A TIP.# I'LL TIP THIS COFFEE#INTO YOUR LAP. ",
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 "A TIP?# HOW ABOUT TIP O'NEIL?# NARF NARF! ",
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 "I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY CAN#SELL THOSE BUMPER MINES.  THEY'RE GOOD#FOR NOTHIN AS FAR AS I#CAN TELL. ",
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 "THOSE BANSHEE GUNS THAT#YOU CAN BUY ARE SO COOL.# I HEARD THEY COME#FROM WRECKED BLIMPS. ",
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 "SOMEONE CHANGED THE COLOR#OF THE GUARDRAIL AT EITHER END OF THE#HIGHWAY SO YOU WON'T CRASH. NICE! ",
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 "THERE'S A SALE ON TROPICAL FISH#FILTERS AT GISELE'S PET STORE.  HALF#PRICE I HEAR. ",
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 "THEY HAVE SOME KIND OF KINKY#LEATHER THING GOING ON AT THE MONKEY#CLUB.  I'VE SEEN IT. ",
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 "THE OLD TV STATION SOUTH OF#THE OMNICORP AREA MIGHT BE BROADCASTING#SOME FOOTBALL IN A#FEW MONTHS. ",
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 "I HEARD THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY#SEE REAL DUCKS IN THE PARK.  THEY'RE'S A#CANAL THERE Y'KNOW. ",
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 "THOSE GANGS KEEP WATCHING THE#SAME MOVIE WITH THE#BUN AND THE WIENER.#THEY MUST ALL BE PERVERTS. ",
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 "THOSE GANG GUYS CAN'T GET#ENOUGH OF THAT MOVIE THEATRE.  A FEW WENT#IN AND NEVER CAME#BACK OUT. ",
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 "WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER I USED#TO LOITER IN THE FRONT#OF LUMPY MALL.  I WAS#SO COOL BACK THEN. ",
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 "SOME GUY'S KIDS CLIMBED A TOWER#AND SAID THEY COULD SEE#SMOKE BILLOWING#OVER THE SOUTH WALL. ",
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 "SOME KID FOUND A TUNNEL.  HE#WON'T SAY WHERE IT IS THOUGH.# ROTTEN KID. ",
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 "MAYBE I DON'T HAVE A TIP. ",
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 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY TIP? ",
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 "SORRY. NO SPEAKA ENGLISH! ",
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 "HMM?# WHAT?#I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ",
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 "IF YOU PUT YOUR PANTS UNDER#THE MATTRESS BEFORE GOING TO BED#THEY WILL BE NICELY PRESSED#IN THE MORNING. ",
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 "A RED SKY AT NIGHT IS A SAILOR'S#DELIGHT, BUT A RED SKY IN THE#MORNING IS A SAILOR'S#WARNING. ",

